​PAPER'S MATES

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Oxy, you’re a moron!

What were you thinking when,

You left Number Two Pencil

For a Ball Point Pen?

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Perhaps you weren’t, is my guess;

Hand candy, half your age.

When are you going to realize

That you’re just another page?

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And she’s bound to rip your heart out

After writing all over you.

I don’t want to have to say I told you so

When you start bleeding blue

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'Cause, it’s only a matter of time

Before she runs you through the shredder.

A cliché waiting to happen

Then it’s off with your header!

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'Cause, it’s only a matter of time

Before she runs you through the shredder.

A cliché waiting to happen

Then it’s off with your header!

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Letter by letter, ode man;

End this rhyme before it‘s too late.

You can’t erase history,

But you can at least try to reinstate

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What you once had.

Couplet’s Counseling let the prose,

Work their metaphor;

She’ll be back to irony your clothes

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In no time.

I’d hide the sharpener if I were you;

Because the last thing you want

Is a leaded shank like Number Two…

 

FYI

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Sticks and stones

What an odd combination;

May break my bones

For your information...

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Words are more powerful than you think!