Lady Gaga's Oreo campaign inspired me to rewrite Poker Face.

https://youtu.be/bESGLojNYSo

Yum-yum-yum-yah

I want to eat ‘em like they do on the TV

Dunk ‘em, let ‘em soak good, eat it, baby, stay with me (I love it)

Sweet tooth intuition, twist the Oreo to start

And after just one bite, go on an eat ‘em a la carte

Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh

I’ll eat ‘em all, give me what you’ve got
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh

I’ll eat ‘em all, give me what you’ve got

Can't read my, can't read my
Yes, I’m rocking a milkstache face

(Milk's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
Yes, I’m rocking a milkstache face

(Milk's got me like nobody)

M-m-m-milkstache face, m-m-milkstache face (yum-yum-yum-yah)
M-m-m-milkstache face, m-m-milkstache face (yum-yum-yum-yah)

I wanna dip with it, a pink pair it will be (hey)
A little extra green crème is alright with me

Oreo dunking’s not the same without a cow

And baby, when it's love, if it's not good, it isn’t chow

Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh

I’ll eat ‘em all, give me what you’ve got
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh

I’ll eat ‘em all, give me what you’ve got

Can't read my, can't read my
Yes, I’m rocking a milkstache face

(Milk's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
Yes, I’m rocking a milkstache face

(Milk's got me like nobody)

M-m-m-milkstache face, m-m-milkstache face (yum-yum-yum-yah)
M-m-m-milkstache face, m-m-milkstache face (yum-yum-yum-yah)

(yum-yum-yum-yah)
(yum-yum-yum-yah)

I won’t tell it that I love it, trade or sell it
'Cause I'm stuffin’ with my muffin

I'm not lying, I'm just chillin' with my double-fillin’

Just like a kid in the snack isle

Take the cookies before you checkout

I promise this, promise this
Check em’ out 'cause they’re marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
Yes, I’m rocking a milkstache face

(Milk's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
Yes, I’m rocking a milkstache face

(Milk's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
Yes, I’m rocking a milkstache face

(Milk's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
Yes, I’m rocking a milkstache face

(Milk's got me like nobody)

Can't read my, can't read my
Yes, I’m rocking a milkstache face

(Milk's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
Yes, I’m rocking a milkstache face

(Milk's got me like nobody)

M-m-m-milkstache face, m-m-milkstache
M-m-m-milkstache face, m-m-milkstache

(Milk's got me like nobody)

M-m-m-milkstache face, m-m-milkstache face (yum-yum-yum-yah)
M-m-m-milkstache face, m-m-milkstache face (yum-yum-yum-yah)

Remixed by Jamie LaBree